Megan is an English/Spanish dual major at Marywood University. When encountering Megan in her natural habitat, one must use abundant Harry Potter references and other nerdy things in order to communicate effectively. Do not provoke Megan unless you wish to die an embarrassing death at the hand of her sharp wit and absolutely-useless, two-year-long training in Soo Bahk Do.
Author’s personal statement: The key thing to know about me is that I am a set of very precise contradictions. Nothing about me will make sense, and that’s okay. I’m not asking you to figure me out, but rather asking you to come on my journey with me and get lost in the crazy. We’re all a little mad, right?